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The Fly That Doesn't Want To Be Swatted Is Most Secure When It Lights On The Flyswatter.
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The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on
the flyswatter.
-- Lichtenberg
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Probably no invention came more easily to man than when he thought up heaven. -- G. C. Lichtenberg
When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeo
When the lights are out...all women are beautiful.
When the lights are out, she's nice-looking.
When the lights are out, all women are fair. -- Plutarch
Yow! I want my nose in lights! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Sometimes men come by the name of genius in the same way that certain insects come by the name of centipede--not because they have a hundred feet, but because most people can't count above fourteen.
-- G. C. Lichtenberg...
I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n secure!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but want a different one.