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• Smithers, don't feel so bad. After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.
• What's white and has dirty knees? A head nurse.
• A new taste had been acquired and a new appetite began to grow.
  The time had long since arrived to crush the technical intelligentsia, which had come to regard itself as too irreplaceable and had not gotten used to catching instructions on the wing....
• About Pontus there are some creatures of such an extempore being that the whole term of their life is confined within the space of a day
  for they are brought forth in the morning, are in the prime of their existence at noon, grow old at night, and then die....
• We are on strike. Why should this seem so startling?
  There is only one kind of men who have never been on strike in human history....
• How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, that's the proletariat's work!...
• Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
• In the carriages of the past you can't go anywhere. -- Maxim Gorky (1868-1936)