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• The future is a myth created by insurance salesmen and high school counselors.
• Men spend their lives in anticipations, in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time.
  But the present time has one advantage over every other - it is our own....
• The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of awareness we were at when we created them.
  -- Albert Einstei...
• We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
  -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
• EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Burns: Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101.
  Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon....
• Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
• Definition of Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to beat or choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.