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• Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
• Stress - The conflict that occurs when your mind overrides your bodies narural urge to beat the living crap out of somebody who desparately deserves it.
• With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
• The doctor wanted to write a prescription, so he reached in his pocket and pulled out a thermometer.
  Shit," he muttered, "Some asshole has my pen....
• All stressed out, and no one to choke.
• Shit Happens' according to... Psychologist: Shit is in your mind.
  Everything that happens is shi...
• Amnesia is not knowing who one is and wanting desperately to find out.
  Euphoria is not knowing who one is and not caring....
• One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Switch: When management changes its mind. -- Computing Definitio