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• You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
• Do you want to know what's ahead for you, in your happiness at home, your business success?
  Here's a telling test: Look in the mirror. Is your skin smooth and lovely, your hair gleaming, your make-up glamorous?...
• ARIES March 21 - April 19 You have a great enegry, and are always enthusiastic.
  Your vivaciousness is nauseating to others. You concentrate on future success to avoid confronting your past and present failures....
• A peripheral is what your spouse becomes after you bring a personal computer into your home.
• The French fries are great. You can eat those or use them as dental floss.
  And the triple-thick milk shakes. Which you can drink or take home--pave the new driveway in front of your house ....
• You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
• Bring order to your life - use random numbers.
• Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
• It is the business of the future to be dangerous. -- Hawkwind