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• We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense.
  So we just threw something together with vampires. Enjoy! -- Bart, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Vampires are a pain in the neck.
• Vampires hate garlic.
• Don't start something you would be afraid to see finished.
• Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity.
• Be afraid. Be very afraid.
• If they mention penguins, be afraid. Be very afraid!
• What can you use used tampons for? Tea bags for vampires.
• How do vampires say "V" without shredding their lips?