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Vampires hate garlic.
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Take this cross and garlic -- here's a Mezuzah in case he's Jewish -- a page of the Koran if he's Muslim.
.. and if he's a Zen Buddhist, you're on your own....
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Vampires are a pain in the neck.
Garlic gum is not funny.
Garlic is good for you!
That's stronger than a garlic milkshake.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
Let there be CLOVE (of Garlic) in your LIFE.
Scruples taste best with garlic butter.