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Are we being too literal?
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Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.
Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
You can go wrong by being too skepical as readily as by being too trusting.
-- Lazarus Long by Robert A Heinlei...
That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.
Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the Enterprise.