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Being Too Drunk To Fish Is Like Being Too Fat To Bowl - Impossible.
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Being too drunk to fish is like being too fat to bowl - impossible.
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I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there are too many fat children.
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Of course, now I am too old to be much of a fisherman, and now of course I usually fish the big waters alone, although some friends think I shouldn't.
Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening....
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