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• With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it.
  I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close....
• One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover, just to see what it looked like.
  And it looked beautiful. -- David Lynch...
• Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
• Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness.
  -- George Orwell (1903-1950)...
• No man can have a reasonable opinion of women until he has long lost interest in hair restorers.
  -- Austin O'Malley...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are having a bad dream (being chased by space aliens, etc.
  ) and you wake up, only to have another bad dream and realize that you are STILL dreaming, and had been dreaming you were dreaming, so you wake up again, and finally wake up once more and realize you were nested four levels deep in dreaming you were dreaming....
• Women are just like men, only different.
• Brief History Of Linux (#17) If only Gary had been sober When Micro-soft moved to Seattle in 1979
  most of its revenue came from sales of BASIC, a horrible language so dependant on GOTOs that spaghetti looked more orderly than its code did....