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One Time I Removed All The Hair From A Mouse With Nair Hair Remover, Just To See What It Looked Like.
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One time I removed all the hair from a mouse with Nair hair remover,
just to see what it looked like. And it looked beautiful.
-- David Lynch
Related:
The Gorgons had long snakes in their hair. They looked like women only more horrible.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
This cowboy looked at me and said With a sort of a smile, A sorry hand is in the way all the time, A good one just once in awhile.
-- Cowgirl poet Georgie Sicking...
Remember when people who looked like they stuck their finger in a light socket often agreed with you when you commented that their barbar was not all that great.
Today, the hair stylist makes you pay EXTRA for that very same look!...
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....
Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
.. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
WYSIWIG: What you see is fake hair.
HAG, n. An elderly lady whom you do not happen to like
ometimes called, also, a hen, or cat. Old witches, sorceresses, etc....
cree: sound made by a mo when its hair is being removed.
ee mohair. -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...