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Are You ABNORMAL? Then You Are Probably Better Than Most People!
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Are you ABNORMAL? Then you are probably better than most people!
Are alien space monsters bringing a STARTLING NEW WORLD?
-- The Book of the SubGenius
Related:
Interesting survey in the current Journal of Abnormal Psychology
New York City has a higher percentage of people you shouldn't make any sudden moves around than any other city in the world....
Most monsters prefer minced meat. That's why they are hitting you.
You can learn a lot from people who view the world differently than you do.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
You age as well as most people do--maybe even better.
Alien: I bring you love! Hibbert: [smoking a cigar] Is that the love between a man and a woman or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?
[chuckles] Alien: Uh... I bring you love! Lenny...
The truth is our most valuable commodity. It would probably be a way better world if people didn't use it so economically.
-- Personal Journal of Doogie Howser, M.D. (Doogie Howser)...
There you go, bringing class into it again...