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• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• I'm younger than most people my age.
• You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan -- The great debate
  is it better to be single or married?? -- Kirsten, AGE 10...
• Bart: Lisa, that wasn't scary. Not even for a poem.
  Lisa: Well it was written in 1845. Maybe people were easier to scare back then....
• I attribute my old age to having lived a long time.
  Most people who do this are older than those who do not....
• Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love.
  -- What do most people do on a date?? -- Craig, AGE 9...
• VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
  VII: Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base....
• The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend most of their time providing for their old age, to the point where they do not live long enough to enjoy it.
• Homer: I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded.
  No leaving the house, not even for school....