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Are You A Foul Flea, Or Just A Scummy Snake?
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Are you a foul flea, or just a scummy snake?
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If you see a snake, just kill it--don't appoint a committee on snakes. -- H. Ross Pero
Are you trying to somehow deal with the snake?
One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge.
You may be redneck... if you've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art.
You are a foul ball in the line drive of life. -- Charles Schulz ("Peanuts")
Snake: Just pick the red card, it's totally not hard.
[shuffles them a bit] Homer: Twenty on this one, my good man....
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....