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• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• During the race We may eat your dust, But when you graduate, You'll work for us.
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• Never let your major professor know that you exist. -- Meredith's Law for Graduate School Survival
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