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  You'll be tormented day and night for ever and ever....
• I'm gonna be a science fiction hero, just like Uhura, or Captain Janeway, or Xena!
  Fry "Fry, this isn't TV, it's real life. Can't you tell the difference?...
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
• Homer: I was rude to every one of you, and you saved my life when you could've just left me to fry like the proverbial pancake that I am.
  Marge: Aw, Homer, I'm so glad to hear you say that. -- "Homer the Heretic...
• Fry: "They're great! They're like sex except I'm having them.
• Al, I just Leaped into a tagline. What does Ziggy say?
• Just sit out there and have them go through the moves.
  When you see something you don't like, change it. -- Joshua Loga...
• The long narrow road stretched out before her like a string of cheese from a hot pepperoni pizza (you know
  he kind that is just out of the oven and much too hot to eat but you bite into it anyway and it burns you and leaves little bits of seared flesh dangling from the roof of your mouth that you tongue gingerly for the next week) in the early morning light....