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• You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
  .. the day after you bought a waterbed....
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up and your braces have locked together.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to the sound of DEA agents/FBI agents/Armenian Nationalists breaking down your door.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you wake up to discover your waterbed broke, then you remember that you don't have a waterbed.
• You know you're in trouble when... 1) You wake up face down on the pavement.
  2) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache....
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
• You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you jump out of bed and miss the floor.