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The Hands That Clean These Toilets Also Make Your Food.
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The hands that clean these toilets also
make your food... Please aim properly.
-- Sign seen at a restaurant toilet
Related:
Please be seated during the entire performance.
-- Seen in one of the toilets at University of Toledo...
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks.
the traditional and typical of Chinese glorious history and culture....
Fine Art Diplomas, please take one. -- Seen on a toilet paper dispenso
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
-- Sign seen at a swimming pool...
Lisa: [walking in] Bart, you can't actually _call_ these places.
Don't you know how expensive international calls are?...
Assassins, Inc.--We aim to please
ot properly grounded, please bury compute
A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered mind.