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• Please feel welcome until further notice.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You keep crashing into the wall at the swimming pool and won't go near the diving boards.
• Welcome to the jungle. Please observe our laws.
• Someone put live piranha in our swimming pool. If we don't swim there anymore, the piranha will starve.
• SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.
• Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
  -- Sign in a Tokyo hotel...
• Whipsplash - Compulsion to shove someone into a swimming pool.
• C I T Y P L A N N ING -- Sign seen on doo
• The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
  .. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...