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The Higher The Costs Of Hitting Any Object, The Greater The Certainty It Will Be Struck.
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The higher the costs of hitting any
object, the greater the certainty it will be struck. (Remember--the
disc is positive --both cops and old ladies are clearly negative).
-- The Fourth Commandment of Frisbee
-- Dan Roddick
Related:
The higher the quality of a catch or the comment it receives, the greater the probability of a crummy throw.
(Good catch = bad throw.) -- The Second Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down.
(Just one more.) -- The Tenth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc.
("You could maim and kill with that thing....
The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just beyond reach.
This force is technically called "car suck". -- The First Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for the disc to be going in a direction you did not want.
(Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) -- Dan Roddick...
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!...
One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, "Watch this!
(Keep 'em guessing.) -- The Third Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...