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The Higher The Quality Of A Catch Or The Comment It Receives, The Greater The Probability Of A Crummy Throw.
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The higher the quality of a catch or
the comment it receives, the greater the probability of a crummy throw.
(Good catch = bad throw.)
-- The Second Commandment of Frisbee
-- Dan Roddick
Related:
The greater your need to make a good catch, the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw.
(If you can't touch it, you can't trick it.) -- The Ninth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The higher the costs of hitting any object, the greater the certainty it will be struck.
(Remember--the disc is positive --both cops and old ladies are clearly negative)....
One must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, "Watch this!
(Keep 'em guessing.) -- The Third Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
2) Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!...
The best catches are never seen. ("Did you see that?
See what?") -- The Fifth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The single most difficult move with a disc is to put it down.
(Just one more.) -- The Tenth Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The most powerful hex words in the sport are--"I really have this down--watch.
(Know it? Blow it!) -- The Seventh Commandment of Frisbee -- Dan Roddick...
The absolute definite best way to catch a fish: have somebody throw it to you.
In any crowd of spectators at least one will suggest that razor blades could be attached to the disc.
("You could maim and kill with that thing....