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• The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
  -- Bill Lawrence...
• The honeymoon is over when he says, "You CAN'T start labor now--it's my bowling night!
• The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke.
  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California....
• To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
• You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
• One who is contented with what he has done will never become famous for what he will do.
  He has lain down to die, and the grass is already over him. -- Christian Nestell Bovee...
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....