Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them. He says to the
first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?" He said, "Well, I live in
this tall apartment building. I came home late one night, I accused my wife
of cheating on me, she denied it, we got into a big fight, I got so mad I
picked up the refrigerator, pushed it out the window, and it gave me a
heart attack."
St. Peter said to the next guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?" He
said, "I was in my convertible in front of this apartment building, and
this refrigerator came down on my head."
St. Peter said to the third guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?" He
said, "I don't know. I was sitting in this refrigerator ..."
-- George "Goober" Lindsey
