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• If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
  -- On the door of a Moscow hotel room...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastary
  You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday....
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• vanilla adj. [from the default flavor of ice cream in the U.
  S.] Ordinary flavor, standard. When used of food, very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla extract!...
• vanilla: [from the default flavor of ice cream in the U.
  S.] adj. Ordinary {flavor}, standard. When used of food, very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla extract!...
• There are so many bugs in our embassy in Moscow it is time for us to send over a new ambassador -- the Orkin man.
• Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.
  -- Mark Guido...