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• There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
  -- Edith Wharto...
• How many racists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  The question is irrelevant since you can never find anyone that admits to being a racist even if you knew how many you were looking for....
• How many recovering addicts -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, as long as he admits he's powerless over light bulbs....
• Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS
• One can never repeat too often, that reason, as it exists in man, is only our intellectual eye, and that, like the eye, to see, it needs light-to see clearly and far, it needs the light of heaven.
• How many Hare Krishnas -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing lots of songs using only the words "Hare Krishna....
• Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare
• A great symphony orchestra should be savored like cognac.
  Lift the filled glass to the light. Admire the amber hue....
• Wow! It's like Woodstock, only with advertisements everywhere and tons of security guards.
  -- Lisa reflects on Hullabalooza, "Homerpalooza...