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• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• INTOXICATED: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
• Absolute freedom is being able to do what you please without considering anyone except the except the wife and kid
  he company and the boss, neighbors and friends, the police and government, the doctor and the church....
• One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.
  -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind," stardate 2715.2....
• Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. -- Mickey Mouse