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• There's nothing better than being cool and having a lot of friends.
  .. Except being uncool and having one real friend. -- Doogie Howse...
• Homer: {And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.
  } Lisa: {Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad....
• What garlic is to chocolate, government is to freedom.
• Please, doctor, not while my wife is on board. -- O'Brie
• INTOXICATED: When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it.
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
  Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
• Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please.
  [Behind the menu] What are you doing? Monica: Well, I was having a conversation....