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• This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping with drunken Japanese businessmen.
  -- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
  -- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
• Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.
  Hell is: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife....
• We are in business to make money. Our problem is that the Japanese make money to be in business.
  -- Gascoyne...
• Lisa: You know, Maggie hasn't been a Simpson as long as us.
  I think she's beginning to forget Mom and Dad....
• We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.
• How it is that our memory is able to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
  -- Duc de La Rochefoucauld...
• Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
  -- La Rochefoucauld...
• The more we disagree, the more chance there is that at least one of us is right.