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This Is Our Karaoke Bar. Now It Is Empty, But Soon It Will Be Hopping With Drunken Japanese Businessmen.
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This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping
with drunken Japanese businessmen.
-- Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,
Blue Fish"
Related:
No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu.
-- Apprentice chef at the Japanese restaurant, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid?...
Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now, and ever shall be.
-- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Come on, pal! Fugu me!
-- Homer snaps at Akira the waiter, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...
Fan-fugu-tastic! -- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe, another last beer, please. -- Homer, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
Moe: Please, not in public. Man: You
be dying!
Barney: Whoa! How European!...
Marge: Mm, there's that new sushi restaurant on Elm Street.
.. Bart: Sushi? Hey, maybe this is just one of those things you hear on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?...
Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
-- Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish...