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The Job Of The Engineer Is To Produce Systems That People Can Trust.
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The job of the engineer is to produce systems that people can trust.
By this standard, there exist very few software engineers.
Related:
Very few people can afford to be poor. -- George Bernard Shaw
Real software engineers don't program in assembler. They become queasy at the very thought.
When people in north London received a telephone call from an engineer saying that there was a fault on the line, they believed him.
He said that the fault could be put right if the receiver was dunked in a bucket of water....
Thousands of engineers can design bridges.....,but the great engineer is the man who can tell whether the bridge.
....should be built at all. -- Eugene C. Grace...
AEROSPACE ENGINEERS do it with lift and trust.
We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies. Very few people can endure much leisure.
-- Gerald Brena...
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far, the Universe is winning. -- Rich Cook...