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• An engineer is a man who can do for a dime what any fool can do for a dollar.
• Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached.
  -- Simone Weil, Gravity and Grace...
• The job of the engineer is to produce systems that people can trust.
  By this standard, there exist very few software engineers....
• HP had a unique policy of allowing its engineers to take parts from stock as long as they built something.
  They figured that with every design, they were getting a better engineer....
• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark....
• Q: How can you tell Intel engineers are all circumcised?
  A: None of them seem to mind a little bit missing off the end....
• Great Lover, n.: A man who can breathe through his ears.
• We cannot tell whether Hitler will be the man who will once again let loose upon the world another war in which civilization will irretrievably succumb
  or whether he will go down in history as the man who restored honour and peace of mind to the great Germanic nation....