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• Once he had one leg in the White House and the nation trembled under his roars.
  Now he is a tinpot pope in the Coca-Cola belt and a brother to the forlorn pastors who belabor halfwits in galvanized iron tabernacles behind the railroad yards....
• Evolution is what it is. The upper classes have always died ou
  it's one of the most charming things about them. -- Germaine Gree...
• My views on evolution? I think Darwin was adopted. -- Steven Wright.
• Once I was a tadpole, in the beginning of the begi
  Then I was a toadfrog with my tail tucked in. Then I was a monkey in a banyan tree...
• Let no one mistake it for comedy, farcical though it may be in all its details.
  It serves notice on the country that Neanderthal man is organizing in these forlorn backwaters of the land, led by a fanatic, rid of sense and devoid of conscience....
• Optimization hinders evolution.
• Smoking - think of it as evolution in action.