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• The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten yea
• Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I don't like you. Home
  Heh heh heh heh. Doll: I'm Krusty the Klown and I'm going to *kill* you!...
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
  Homer: [dials the number] Voice: You... have reached....
• You can't push on a string.
• If to her share some female errors fall, Look on her face, and you 'll forget them all.
  -- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Rape of the Lock, Canto ii, Line 17...
• Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
  Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively] Mon-ney....
• A piece of string goes into a bar, climbs up on a stool and orders a martini.
  Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve no strings in this joint....
• Look around you, Malibu Stacy. All this was bought with dirty money.
  Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen injection clinic....