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Look Around You, Malibu Stacy. All This Was Bought With Dirty Money.
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Look around you, Malibu Stacy. All this was bought with dirty money.
Your penthouse, your Alfa Romeo, your collagen injection clinic...
-- Lisa talks to her doll, "Lisa the Greek"
Related:
Look Dad, I made a modern studio apartment for my Malibu Stacy doll.
[shows a neatly furnished shoebox] This is the kitchen, this is where she prints her weekly feminist newsletter....
Stacy: [the doll] My name is Stacy, but you can call me [wolf whistle].
Stacy: I see exactly what you mean; this is a problem....
Lisa: Oh, Dad! You must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers....
But you _are_ Malibu Stacy. And as long as she has your name, you have a responsibility.
I'd be mortified if someone ever made a lousy product with the Simpson name on it....
Doll: Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything!
Lisa: All right. Now all we need is a name. Ba...
Lisa: [sigh] Well, I guess you can't beat big business.
There's just no room for the little guy. Lisa...
Narrator: Malibu Stacy: America's favorite eight-and-a-half incher.
In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle had a design and a dream....
Lisa: I warning you, Mom: I may get a little crazy.
Marge: Oh, I understand, honey. When I was your age, there was a -- Lisa...
Lisa: Excuse me, Miss Lavelle? I'd like to talk to you about Malibu Stacy.
Stacy: Do you have any idea how many kids have tried to track me down?...