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Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
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Watch me pull up nice and close to this iceberg.
-- The captain of the Titanic, trying to impress on of the female passenge...
Trust me, if I pull you into it, I have reasons.
Clinton: Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?
Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging me, I won't have any beer....
Lisa: This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart.
Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?...
Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...
No Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
Chelsea Clinton: "PLEASE tell me I'm adopted!