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• Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully.
  -- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare...
• I may be fat, but you can't jog off your ugly looks.
• Fat-bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round.
• Liposuction will destroy your FAT
• Homer: One for "Honk", please. Ticketeer: Oh. Gee, uh, just a minute.
  I have to check with the manager. [to manager] That overweight guy wants to see the movie....
• Sysoping makes you fat.
• Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
  Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...