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  My joules! Someone has stolen my joules!" "Now, now, my dear," replied her husband, "keep your balance and reflux a moment....
• I don't know why we're here, I say we all go home and free associate.
• They have exiled me now from their society and I am pleased, because humanity does not exile except the one whose noble spirit rebels against despotism and oppression.
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• I believe there is a limit beyond which free speech cannot go, but it's a limit that's very seldom mentioned.
  It's the point where free speech begins to collide with the right to privacy....
• Free?" I just love the word "free!
• We have the power to do anything we like. Absolute power over every particle in the universe, everything that has ever existed or ever will exist, as from this moment.
  Are you listening to me, Romana?] Romana: Yes, of course I am....