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• The actual theory is that all life forms evolved from the lower levels to the more advanced stages.
  -- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield," stardate 5730.2....
• They're not calling it the stock market any longer.
  It's the stuck market. When a man walks into a hotel and requests a room on the ninth floor, the clerk asks, "For sleeping or for jumping?...
• Baxter's First Law Government intervention in the free market always leads to a lower national standard of living.
• This message from the Presidential Committee on Lower Expectations.
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that makes breakfast cereals.
  "In a recent study, subjects who ate soybeans at least five times per week had significantly lower cholesterol levels than subjects who ate no soy products....
• bottom-up implementation: n. Hackish opposite of the techspeak term `top-down design'.
  It is now received wisdom in most programming cultures that it is best to design from higher levels of abstraction down to lower, specifying sequences of action in increasing detail until you get to actual code....
• The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
  She loves it - and that's all. It is thus that we should love. -- DeGourmo...
• Rally drivers do it sideways.