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• There is a gentle river of water flowing over the falls.
• We will rediscover a [New York City] river so extravagantly polluted that new life forms will emerge from it spontaneously, demanding welfare and voting rights.
  -- Douglas Adam...
• Easy Baby, you're almost a fire hazard! -- Varla
• Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look good in something long and flowing, so he pushed her into the Mississippi River.
• Quote #290 [explains pogo joke] In a message announcing victory in the naval battle of Lake Erie in the War of 1812
  Oliver Hazard Perry informed the American land armies, "We have met the enemy, and they are ours....
• Time is like a river, flowing endlessly through the universe.
  And if you poled your flatboat in that river, you might fight your way against the current and travel upstream into the past....
• Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.
  The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time....
• WORSHIP A be very humble to someone else, in the vain hope that they will grant you a wish.
  Worship may involve icons, idols, sacrifices, large cheques sent to the Bahamas, prayer, and drinking Kool-aid....
• So this is a very confusing situation, and what makes it even worse is, our standards keep changing.
  Take Playboy magazine. Back in the 1950s, when I started reading it strictly for the articles, Playboy was considered just about the raciest thing around, even though all it ever showed was women's breasts....