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• Get an Adlib? Now THAT'S sound advice!
• Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.
• ARRRGGHH!!!! ... (The sound of someone actually learning something)
• Does a man speak foolishly?-suffer him gladly, for you are wise.
  Does he speak erroneously?-stop such a man's mouth with sound words that cannot be gainsaid....
• A little too wise, they say, do ne'er live long. -- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- The Phoenix, Act i, Sc.
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• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...
• Homer: Now, what is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden.
  [everyone groans] Moe: Tell us more about you and Marge!...
• The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act i, Sc. 2...
• A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -- Bill Cosby