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• Learning is discovering that something is possible. -- Fritz Perls, psychologi
• A professional is someone who tells you something you already knew
  but in the telling, through the use of jargon and jumbo, makes the whole thing sound impressive and confusing, and then charges you a professional fee for doing this to you....
• Teach someone something new.
• Someone actually has to think up these things!
• Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generatio
  You may outsmart someone!...
• chemist n. [Cambridge] Someone who wastes computer time on number-crunching when you'd far rather the machine were doing something more productive
  uch as working out anagrams of your name or printing Snoopy calendars or running life patterns....
• No one ever prayed heartily without learning something. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
• No one remembers learning how to use a spoon, it is something that is learned and not taught.