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• Sophisticated - So complicated you have to read the manual for a few days straight before you can do anything with it.
  Most people don't read the manual, however. User-friendly - So simple-minded that after an hour you've got it all figured out....
• How come they made up all the rules before I got here?
• A rabbi and a priest are sitting together on a train, and the rabbi leans over and asks, "So, how high can you advance in your organization?
  The priest replies, "Well, if I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop....
• A priest and a rabbi were enjoying the fights at Madison Square Garden.
  One of the fighters crossed himself before the opening gong sounded....
• Don't be so humble. You're not that great. MEIR
• Saul was walking down the street when he ran into Morty.
  The two got to talking and Saul asked "So Morty, how's your son?...
• All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
• Some things have to be believed to be seen.
• Tis the dream of each programmer, Before his life is done, To write three lines of APL, And make the damn things run.