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The Mets Were Great In 'sixty Eight, The Cards Were Fine In 'sixty Nine, But The Cubs Will Be Heavenly In Nineteen And Seventy.
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The Mets were great in 'sixty eight,
The Cards were fine in 'sixty nine,
But the Cubs will be heavenly in nineteen and seventy.
-- Ernie Banks
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SIXTY-NINE -- a double-header.
How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb? Sixty-nine.
There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays, And - every - single - one - of - them - is - right!
Well, there were sixty-eight people there, and sixty-two of them had no more desire to throw a stone than you had.
Satan! Oh, it's true. I know your race. It is made up of sheep....
Drive-in banks were invented so that automobiles could visit their real owners.
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
Never forget that the darkest hour is only sixty minutes.
YEAR: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
I am here. Wish you were fine!