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• Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. -- P. J. O'Rourke
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• What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
  The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
• he American dream, in recent years the object of much denigration even within our own borders, turns out to have been the world's dream, as well.
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• Canadian Alphabet:eh,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z.
• Never fight an inanimate object. -- P. J. O'Rourke
• Washington, D.C.: A mysterious zone along the Eastern Coast of the United States where intelligent people disappear without so much as a trace.