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• Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
  -- J. Bartlett Brebne...
• France has culture but no civilization. England has civilization but no culture.
  The United States has neither. Canada has both. -- Robin Mathew...
• The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P.J. O'Rourke
• Liberal Democrats are bankrupting the United State
• The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.
  -- The Constitution of the United States of America Amendment 10, 1791...
• What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
  The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
• The United States Army; 194 years of proud service, unhampered by progress.
• As long as the United States Government exists, there is no real accomplishment being a humorist.
• Let's take back The United States and give it to the People again.