The More A Weapon Costs, The Farther You Will Have To Send It Away To Be Repaired.

The More A Weapon Costs, The Farther You Will Have To Send It Away To Be Repaired.

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The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away
to be repaired.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #35

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