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The More Liberals I Hear, The More Conservative I Get.
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The more liberals I hear, the more conservative I get.
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The more hair I lose, the more head I get!
Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
Liberals are nothing more than lobbyists for criminals.
The more I get to know people, the better I like animals.
Conservatives *and* Liberals are Stage I partie
I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore.
The more I learn, the more I have to learn.
QOTD: All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.