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Quiet You Kids. If I Hear One More Word, Bart Doesn't Get To Watch Cartoons, And Lisa Doesn't Get To Go To College.
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Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch
cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
-- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother,
Where Art Thou?"
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Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
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