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• Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws.
  ..It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be righ...
• The most important invention in the history of the human race is the written contract.
  It makes it possible for individual parties to list all the different ways they distrust each other....
• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
• Yount's Law of Mail Ordering: The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
• If a generalist delights to find a law he is ecstatic when he finds a law about laws.
  If laws in his eyes are good, laws about laws are delicious and are most praiseworthy objects of search....
• It is one of our most important laws that none of us may interfere with the affairs of others.
  -- Kirk, "Bread and Circuses," stardate 4040.7....
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...