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  Clearly, it is something else....
• I've met zucchini with more potential.
• Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun.
  But I have never been able to make out the numbers....
• A group of the unwilling, composed of the unfit, to do the unnecessary for the unaware in an untidy manner at an untimely moment employing unseemly tactics for the uninformed.
  Ah, give me a chance at that committee and we can really go nowhere fast and get there before most people even know that we left....
• He came so close that you have been badly burned. You won't be be able to carry as much as before!
• Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
• There are things worse than a public speaker with a three word thought, a three minute vocabulary and a three hour speech, but I have not been able to think of any over the last three days.
• ART NEWS The art world was rocked yesterday at the announcement of Professor Hans Von Fabre of the discovery of a new primary colour.
  The fourth primary colour, to be known as hans, will revolutionise art and technology all over the world....
• Due to Federal Budget problems we have been forced to cut back on the number of users able to access the system at one time.
  (namely none allowed....)...